You know what I hate?

1. People who accuse me of lying
2. People who accuse me of lying when I'm telling the truth
3. Liars
4. Attention whores
5. Camera whores
6. Anyone who decides to copy this list
7. People who bite their forks
8. When people say "no offence" but then proceed to insult you
9. Whenever you say "what's up" to a person and they always reply with "the sky!"
10. Old people who don't take their eyes off of me while I'm in a store and I don't know whether they're watching to see if I'm stealing or that they're a maggoty paedophile
11. When you're fucking a pregnant chick and the foetus starts giving you head
12. How when you're a kid, you think you have the most unique name ever until you find out that some other kid has the same name and then you're like, "what the poo" and you end up confronting them and then you both give each other a confused look and think that you're somehow related but it turns out that you just share the same name and then you end up despising this person but you eventually get over it but it still bothers you that something like this would bother you
13. People who are popular for being idiots
14. Explaining jokes
15. People who take me seriously
16. People who don't take me seriously
17. People who take jokes seriously
18. People who just don't have a fucking clue
19. Stupid bitches
20. Hypocrites
21. My English teacher
22. When people say I'm a hateful person
23. People who rip on me for being black
24. People who are ashamed of their race
25. Walking on egg shells around a person just knowing that they're going to snap at you any moment
26. Poor people who use their money to buy alcohol
27. People who rip on the girl in the slutty clothing when actually, she doesn't have a choice as to what she wears, she just respects her mother's decision and she is too naïve to know what's going on around her and what people are saying about her.
28. Jealousy
29. Racists
30. People who pretend they're gay
31. Homophobes
32. Bullies
33. Junkies
34. People who are better con artists than me
35. Ego-maniacs
36. Pretentious TSS kids
37. Pretentious TSS parents
38. Player haters
39. Wiggers
40. Nightmares
41. Zombies
42. Vampires
43. Timon
44. Pumba
45. George Bush
46. Osama Bin Laden
47. Saddam Hussein
48. Responsibility
49. AIDS
50. Extortion
51. Piracy
52. War
53. Peace
54. War and Peace
55. Waking up in the middle of the night
56. Waking up from people talking
57. Waking up from dogs barking
58. Waking up to loud noises
59. Falling asleep at inappropriate times
60. Night terrors
61. Babies
62. Screaming babies
63. Screaming babies on public transport
64. Ctrl Alt + Delete
65. Alt F4
66. Ctrl W
67. James Bond
68. Shit theme songs
69. Awkward moments
70. Diarrhoea
71. Vomiting
72. Sickness
73. Being bed ridden
74. Getting Caught in the act
75. Getting caught in the act when the act was so simple
76. Snakes
77. Snakes on a mother fucking plane
78. Spiders
79. Flies
80. Barracudas
81. Sharks
82. Mosquitos
83. Telemarketers
84. Telephone robots
85. Procrastination
86. Angry people
87. Angry masturbating
88. Grumpy people
89. Emos
90. People who think I'm emo
91. Punks
92. Radio personalities
93. Bad movies
94. Bad movies that you payed money to watch
95. Bad parodies of movies
96. Bad parodies of bad movies
97. Chick flicks
98. Girly girl humour
99. Tom Cruise
100. John Travolta
101. Xzibit
102. Kate Winslet
103. Oprah
104. Ricky Lake
105. Tyra Bank
106. Paris Hilton
107. Nicole Richie
108. Fake accents
109. Happy people
110. Scared people
111. Scary people
112. Midgets that are pelvis height
113. Cancer
114. Tom from MySpace.com
115. Getting dirty
116. Getting muddy
117. Getting pissed on
118. Smelling other people's shit
119. People who don't flush the toilet
120. People who piss on the floor
121. People who leave marks on the side of the bowl
122. People who drop pubic hair on the seat
123. People who think it's alright to use my toilet
124. Smelly feet
125. Bad breath
126. Empty bottles
127. Empty tubes
128. People who are optimistic
129. People who are cynical
130. Losing things
131. Misplacing things
132. Perverts
133. Herpes
134. Measles
135. Needles
136. Dentists
137. Cupid
138. Fast food
139. American Idol
140. Australian Idol
141. Bert's Family Feud
142. The Rich List
143. The Price Is Right
144. Deal or No Deal
145. Temptation
146. Quiz Mania
147. Big Brother
148. Survivor
149. The Amazing Race
150. The midget on The Amazing Race
151. Pretty much all reality TV shows
152. Game shows
153. Game show hosts
154. Fake laughing
155. Fake audience
156. Stupid sound effects
157. Spam
158. Moths
159. Door Stoppers
160. Door Stoppers that break easy
161. Overly used metaphors
162. People who use metaphors way too much
163. People who think they're psychic
164. Fluke artists
165. People who are better bullshit artists than me
166. People who grieve
167. People who slit their wrists
168. Pride
169. Gluttony
170. Greed
171. Envy
172. Lust
173. Wrath
174. Sloth
175. Wasting food
176. Lawyers
177. Racist jokes that aren't funny
178. Today Tonight
179. A Current Affair
180. Shane Warne
181. Layton Hewitt
182. John Hopawate
183. Kobe Bryant
184. Mike Tyson
185. Anthony Mundane
186. The Mufti
187. Terrorists
188. People who make simple grammatical errors
189. People who don't use spell check
190. People who leave their sentences fragmented
191. People who use abbreviations constantly
192. People who don't use LOL properly
193. The word 'people'
194. Generalising
195. Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
196. People who think it's alright to kill jokes
197. Getting burnt
198. Getting ice burnt
199. Getting chemically burnt
200. Getting carpet burnt
201. Getting sun burnt
202. Getting hot water burnt
203. Stubbing my toe
204. Teenagers who think it's alright to commit suicide over minor inconveniences when they still have their whole life to look forward to
205. Teenagers who think they've met the love of their life when really, they've only been dating for 2 months
206. Staining the carpet
207. Guilt trips
208. Disappointing the ones you look up to
209. Getting that lump at the back of your throat when you know you're guilty
210. Unintentional humidified foods
211. People who think it's alright to drop the soap
212. Writing up a load of useless information
213. When the computer crashes
214. Not saving my work and then have the computer crash
215. Not saving my work and then have the computer crash and then opening up Microsoft Word again and discovering that the software didn't back up your document and you have to start all over again
216. Getting distracted for no particular reason
217. Going into another room to get something of importance only to find when you get there that you have forgotten what you were going to get
218. Pokemon
219. People who don't use punctuation
220. People who don't paragraph
221. Inside jokes that aren't funny
222. Inside jokes that no one gets
223. Urban legends
224. Tripping over
225. Falling up the stairs
226. People with too many insecurities
227. People who take advantage of others in need
228. Commercials that don't make sense
229. TV shows with a commercial in between segments ever fucking minute
230. Commercials that are aired too much
231. People who excessively swear
232. When you really need to write something down, you can't find a writing utensil
233. Fights over the internet
234. 1337 speak
235. Popular people who think it's alright to get agro at the nerdy kids
236. Computer viruses
237. Serial keys
238. Expired beer
239. Expired liquor
240. Reduced fat butter
241. Margarine
242. Powdered milk
243. Cheating on a test and still failing
244. Finding out that something I created was stolen
245. Phones with cords attached
246. Sluts who sleep with everybody besides you
247. Emotional wrecks
248. People who complain too much
249. Sore losers
250. People who are sore losers but start winning and stop complaining and then end up losing again and complaining again
251. When someone steals my ideas and puts them into development
252. When people don't credit me
253. People who don't pay attention to the speaker and then ask questions when they've already been answered
254. Friends that you haven't seen in a long time have nothing to catch up on
255. Comedians that use the same material
256. People who blast their music
257. Car windows that you have to manually wind down
258. Automatic car windows that you can't open when the ignition is off
259. Hot and stuffy rooms
260. Being thirsty when all that is available is lukewarm liquids
261. Wasting time
262. Having too much time on your hands
263. Having too little time on your hands
264. Wanting to do something social but nobody is really up for it
265. People who stare at my crotch when talking to them
266. Parents trying to be cool with their kids to reduce the age gap when frankly, it really isn't that cool
267. Animorphs
268. People who think it's fun to play mind games with me
269. People who are better at playing mind games than me
270. People who state or believe that they're god
271. Annoying little kids
272. Things that are clearly overrated
273. Rihanna
274. Foreigners who think it's alright to come into another country when they don't speak a single word of the national language
275. Governments who set up funds for tourism whilst deploying a major border security operation
276. People who think they're good at singing but they're not
277. People who start singing in public and they sound like a broken record but you don't have the balls to say anything because they're a 200 kilogram Maori mother fucker etc.
278. People who don't speak their inner thoughts
279. People who don't put themselves before others
280. People who get angry at others for putting themselves before them and then calling them selfish
281. Selfish people
282. People who think they're random
283. Being on the receiving end of something you had nothing to do with
284. Being framed
285. Burglars
286. Hit & run
287. Drive by
288. Girl bashing
289. Injustice
290. Guys who claim that they have a dick piercing
291. Guys who flop their cock around
292. When an all girl party takes place and nobody takes any pictures
293. When you need to cut trough something but you can't find any sharp objects lying around
294. Blunt knives
295. Nazis
296. The holocaust
297. Theories about how the world is going to end
298. Global warming
299. War of the Worlds
300. The Day After Tomorrow
301. Road rage
302. Slow drivers
303. Drivers who don't know the road rules
304. 9/11 memorial
305. 9/11 in general
306. Memorials in general
307. When you're playing a game of hide and go seek and the counter is suppose to count to 100 but he/she ends up saying "1, 2, miss a few, 99, 100" and you haven't even found a hiding place yet
308. When people are easily amused
309. When everything ends up being my fault
310. People who type really slow
311. Reading really long lists
312. Reading in general
313. Lazy people
314. Not being able to break into a coconut
315. Unappealing rhymes
316. Emotional poetry
317. People who think it's unacceptable to cry
318. The mentalities of old people
319. Gas prices
320. The War On Iraq II
321. John Howard
322. Tony Blaire
323. Justin Timberlake
324. Shitty music videos
325. Owing people money
326. People owing me money
327. People asking me to repay them after I've done something for them
328. Self obsessed losers
329. Kurt Cobain
330. Animals that run away
331. How the black guy always dies
332. Being bored
333. Pants that are really baggy
334. People who take offence to the littlest of things
335. Working out in the gym and not seeing any results
336. Doing a search on google only to get search results containing pornographic content
337. Bumping into someone you don't particularly enjoy
338. Shit DJs
339. Paying good money for something only to discover that it's faulty and then losing the receipt
340. Robosapien
341. Buying a meat pie and finding that most of the filling is water
342. Big tomatoes
343. Non-magical mushrooms
344. Hippies
345. That yellow shit in your eyes when you wake up
346. Having a runny nose when in public
347. Excessive sniffling
348. Condoms left lying in public places
349. Swetha in the nude
350. Morbidly obese persons who cry about how fat the are and how they can't help it
351. Losing all focus
352. Not being able to concentrate
353. Running out of material
354. Really gritty and dry poultry
355. Finding bones in your chicken sandwich
356. Paying money for some food and ending up having to throw it out because it tastes like shit
357. People who try to make me jealous
358. People who try to make me angry
359. Waiting around for someone/something and they/it never shows up
360. Waiting around for someone/something that isn't worth the time or effort
361. Chavs
362. Preppies
363. All of these urban terms for social classes
364. People who think they're smart and use every opportunity to prove it
365. Being by myself
366. Preparing my own food
367. Doing my own laundry
368. Clean shit
369. When my room is dirty
370. Horror movies that aren't scary
371. Trailers that spoil the whole movie
372. People who stab others
373. Cans that need to be opened with a can opener
374. Dream stealers
375. The Secret
376. Falling down the stairs
377. Public toilets
378. Homos that hang around public toilets
379. Ringing the bank to change your address or what have you and supplying the incorrect details when you know they're correct and the bank has got it wrong
380. When people misuse the word 'irony'
381. Loose change
382. When I'm talking, people just cut me off midway through the sentence
383. When in a conversation, people just think it's alright to jump in when they have no idea what the conversation at hand is
384. People who neglect their promises
385. People who forget my birthday
386. Getting winded
387. Getting wasted
388. Not getting high
389. Have a budget to follow
390. Having to pay bank fees when I have no money
391. Sarcasm
392. Spoilt people
393. People who mess with my shit
394. Preparing too much food and ending up having to put the leftovers in the fridge and then eating it the next day and it tastes like shit because the moister has gotten to it because you forgot to put cling wrap over it and the food has little or no preservatives in it so then you're like what the fuck, I'm not eating this
395. Chain letters
396. When you stand too close to the urinal and your piss ends up bouncing back and spraying you
397. Getting lucky for the third time and still fucking it up
398. When my internet download limit runs out
399. Dial-up
400. Downloading shit songs
401. Downloading disturbing pornography
402. Randomizing my play list on my Ipod and getting a shitty mix
403. Thinking of a really awesome screen name just to have some dimwit steal it
404. Greasy KFC
405. When someone copies everything that you did for an assignment and they end up getting a better grade than you
406. When one of your friends shows the girls something of yours in attempt to flatter you but it only ends up in embarrassment
407. Bludgers
408. Elves
409. Dwarfs
410. Hobbits
411. Not being prepared
412. Embarrassing myself in front of a crowded room
413. Not having any evidence to back up your claims
414. How the villains never prevail
415. How people can have such critical objections against certain cultures and religions without knowing anything about them
416. Mondays
417. People who think they can tell the future
418. Dartboards with magnetic darts
419. When you're in the shower or on the toilet and the phone rings
420. Fox channel
421. Homework
422. Really long goodbyes
423. Cults
424. People with too much power
425. People who like to abuse their power
426. Songs that get cut off at the end
427. When my email gets flooded
428. Plastic people
429. Aliens
430. People who live a lie
431. Overpriced items
432. Making really bold typos
433. People who pick up on my typos
434. People who think they're good at everything
435. People who hog the ball
436. Disrespectful people
437. Forgetting your lunch
438. Sentences the start with 'Did you know'
439. Explosions that were suppose to be big
440. Area codes
441. School janitor
442. Drama queens
443. Gay dinosaurs
444. Sponge Bob
445. Boy bands
446. Getting sore eyes from staring at something for a long time
447. Songs with lame lyrics
448. People who can't make their mind up
449. Tomboys
450. Satan
451. Gamblers
452. Indian givers
453. Dust particles that blow into your eyes
454. When I'm about to go somewhere, people turn up to my house and try to tag along
455. People who prey on the weak
456. People who give up when the going gets tough
457. People who find flaws in everything
458. Choking on spit
459. Prolonged clapping
460. Migraines
461. Thinking of a really great idea and then finding out that it isn't so original
462. When people say "If so and so told you to jump off a bridge, would you?"
463. Skeletor
464. Beastman
465. When I say "don't ask" and someone ends up asking
466. That World War III is being delayed
467. Love at first sight
468. When something happens that can't be explained and people start developing theories
469. Herbal medicines
470. Kids that try and act like adults
471. Young girls getting pregnant
472. Garfield
473. Guarantees that expire as soon as the item you purchases shits itself
474. When someone tells me that I'm wrong and doesn't explain
475. When someone is too lazy to explain and end up saying "look it up on google"
476. Clubs that allow everyone to join
477. That guy that lit his cat on fire
478. Getting angry and making a hole in the wall and then having to pay for someone to come and fix it
479. Dogs that shit on my lawn
480. When I step in dog shit
481. When someone else steps in dog shit and then sits next to you
482. When in a casual conversation, someone decides to slip in a big word
483. Reminders on my mobile phone that wake me up really early
484. Alarm clocks
485. Daylight saving
486. When someone tells me that I've changed
487. People that laugh at their own jokes
488. People who fart in public
489. Romeo
490. Juliet
491. Really bad aftertastes
492. Pluto
493. Commitment
494. Repetitive songs that end up going #1
495. Subliminal messages
496. People who are overly confident
497. People who think nothing is impossible
498. Mother fucking crows that won't shut the fuck up when you're trying to concentrate
499. Shigrut being gay
500. Anyone who found this list offensive
501. ZekeySpaceyLizard

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